“Expecto Patrohmygoodness”
Album by The 8th Horcrux
Released: June 2011
Recorded: 2009-2011
Genre: Wizard Rock, Comedy/Parody
Length: TBA
Label: Fueled by Pumpkin Juice
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The 8th Horcrux's Album Chronology
Last Album: We R Death EateRs EP
This Album: Expecto Patrohmygoodness EP
Next Album: Noize From the Cupboard

Expecto Patrohmygoodness is the name of the first compilation release by wizard rock band The 8th Horcrux. The album was released during the band's Mini-Summer Tour Extravaganza in order to raise money to finance the release of their third album, Noize From the Cupboard. The album was limited, and only about 20 copies were made and sold.

The album's title is a portmanteau of the words "Expecto Patronum" - a spell in the Harry Potter universe - and the phrase "Oh my goodness!" The album's cover was later used on Noize From the Cupboard.

Track ListingEdit

  1. "I Love Hogwarts" - 2:49 (A parody of "I Love College" by Asher Roth)
  2. "Witch" - 3:38 (A parody of "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks)
  3. "Ron's Woeful Christmas (The Sweater Song)" - 2:54 (A parody of "Undone – The Sweater Song" by Weezer)
  4. "Socks!" - 2:33 (A parody of "Shots" by LMFAO and Lil Jon)
  5. "Death Eaters" - 2:36 (A parody of "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance)
  6. "Professor Lupin is a Wolf" - 2:52 (A parody of "Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran)
  7. "Privet Drive" - 3:12 (A parody of "1985" by Bowling for Soup)
  8. "Death Eaters" - 2:36 (A parody of "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance)
  9. "In the Pensieve" - 2:59 (A parody of "Fireflies" by Owl City)
  10. "We R Death EateRs" - 3:28 (A parody of "We R Who We R" by Ke$ha)
  11. "(Ginny's) Love Story" - 3:07 (A parody of "Love Story" by Taylor Swift)
  12. "I'm On a Broom" - 2:37 (A parody of "I'm On a Boat" by The Lonely Island)
  13. "Bellatrix's Paramour" - 2:30 (A parody of "The Only Exception" by Paramore)
  14. "Harry's Lazy Song" - 2:29 (A parody of "The Lazy Song" by Bruno Mars)
  15. "Horcruxes 2 Night" - 3:37 (A parody of "Moment 4 Life" by Nicki Minaj ft. Drake)


  • Paul Thomas - Lead Vocals, Computerized Synthesizer, Guitar, Lyrics
  • Trina Sieg - Lead Vocals, Guitar, Lyrics
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Albums: Potterwatch! · Accio Awesome · Noize From the Cupboard · Ridiculously Wicked · Fantastic Beats & Where to Hear Them
EPs: I Love Hogwarts · We R Death Eaters · Pottermost! · Happy Record Store Day! · Happy Record Store Day 2013 · Finite Incantatem!
Other: Discography · Expecto Patrohmygoodness · The 8th Horcrux Live · Greatest Hits